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The season 9 finale of SPN has the word “Miracle” in it

221bofficial:

jessobecka:

WHAT IF THEY REMEMBER ADAM.
WHAT IF DESTIEL BECOMES CANON.
WHAT IF BALTHAZAR, MARY, JOHN AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO DIED RETURNED.
WHAT IF LUCIFER COMES BACK.
WHAT IF SOMETHING GOOD ACTUALLY HAPPENS.

I love how lucifer coming back is classed as something good

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phantasticphil:

vivisec:

theslowestdrawfag:

imagineyourotp:

 Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a  love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in  Person B’s ear.

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imagine this happening during the apocalypse and they both know they’re going to die soon

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT 

WIIIIIISE MENNNNNN SAYYYYYYYY

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abrekazam:

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

fullmetalmom:

vagisodium:

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

absolute fucking walnut

Oh how I’ve missed this post.

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I just killed a man. What should I do next?

shieldwife:

chris-lives-here:

  • turn myself in
  • blame someone else
  • run away
  • tell mama 

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Put a gun up to his head. Pulled the trigger now he’s dead.

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hell-and-infinity:

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

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miraclewhip:

MIRACLE WHIP, KALE & APPLE POTATO SALAD

PREP TIME: 20 min. | TOTAL TIME: 4 hr. 20 min.

MAKES: 10 servings, 1/2 cup each

WHAT YOU NEED

3/4 cup MIRACLE WHIP Dressing

1 tbsp. GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard

2 tsp. cider vinegar

2 lb. new red potatoes, quartered, cooked and cooled

4 cups coarsely chopped kale

2 apples, chopped

1/2 cup thinly sliced red onions

MAKE IT

MIX dressing, mustard and vinegar until blended.

COMBINE remaining ingredients in large bowl. Add dressing mixture; mix lightly.

REFRIGERATE several hours or until chilled.

VARIATION

Add 6 slices cooked OSCAR MAYER Bacon, coarsely chopped, to chill salad just before serving.

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my-soulmate-is-dave-strider:

clapchat:

so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying

Your brother is golden

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"You can love someone so much. But you can never love people as much as you can miss them."
     - John Green, An Abundance of Katherines

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  • Marvel: this character is dead
  • Marvel: totally dead
  • Marvel: definitely
  • Marvel: how dare you suggest otherwise
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happy!dean week → favorite family reunion moment

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madhattersfutterwhacken:

greymichaela:

validatemyselfhate:

 

how do cats stay alive for more than three seconds

Cats are so fucking stupid I want a thousand

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read-tea-breathe:

Starting and completing a book in one day is one of the most satisfying feelings. 

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fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

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